I am here on Justin's laptop venting cuz I can't update my blog.
Apparently, we have a virus, or THREE!
All I want is to get to MY pictures on MY computer and I can't cuz it is sick
All of you forwarders of the funny stories, listen up!
I don't care if I will have 50 gazillion years of bad luck, don't send them to me!
That is where we contracted this alleged virus...
It is even worse that that... IT IS A WORM!!!
Do you know what a worm is?!?
Neither do I BUT apparently it is not good cuz the nice guys at nebonet charge a mere $65 an hour to DE-WORM my computer...
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING YOU DO TO A DOG?!?
"Mrs. Stewart, it may take two hours to get rid of this...
You mean I will get to pay you at least $130?
"Mrs. Stewart, that is in addition to the $35 dollar house call charge..."
What the.. $165, GET OUT! and don't call me Mrs Stewart!
Smart little techno geek!
Throw me a freaking bone.
My kids need to eat and I just want to post a picture of Farmer Parker and his new chickens...